(She was filling in for Goddess Isis, whose basement flooded earlier in the day - the basement where she keeps all her drag.) Natalia Kills took the stage around 1:30 a.m., after coming from Bearlesque where she watched and reportedly loved an all-bear’d-up version of her song, “ Problem. Prancing about all the while was MC-substitute drag diva Satine Harlow.
Promptly at 9 p.m., toned and tanned go-go boys took the stage in their undies to gyrate their hips around glowing, rainbow-colored hula hoops as chiseled men in their crotch-clutching swimsuits trickled into the venue. (probably because of Tabu’s Bearlesque at 10), the euphoric sex-on-the-beach atmosphere was full throttle from the get-go. (i’ll wait while the collective swoon of Jewish mothers everywhere dies down. Matt’s got a regular shtik at the Hollywood Improv in L.A. And though the summer soiree didn’t heat up until shortly after 11 p.m. while you’re unbuttoning your gotkes to make room for the last of the sugar cookies from night 8, I give to you the epitome of a nice (cute) jewish boy: Matt Ritter. Titillating twinks, beefy bears, macho muscle studs, a bevy of queens gawking from a distance - to be sure, there was no lack of diversity (or sexual chemistry) populating this year’s Main Event.
If your gay-boy libido didn’t kick into overdrive at PhillyGa圜alendar’s Boys of Summer event on Saturday at Voyeur, you should probably see a doctor - pronto.
